Sometimes Cupid has a sick sense of humor. Or maybe he’s just bored. Judging from the random celebrity hookups and romances, it is hard to tell the difference. One thing is for certain: Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder when it comes to these romances.

If we didn’t know any better, the world would think it was Austin Powers who personally put the swing into swingers, baby! Take a look at the most memorable, sometimes shaggable characters and soak up some of Powers’ groovy mojo while you listen to some Burt Bacharach, Powers’ seduction musician of choice.

Bust out those teasing combs! Snakkle dug through a collection of burned-out blow dryers and empty hairspray cans to bring you some hair-raising high school pics of celebs with crazy coifs.