Ann Coulter Turns 50! Snakkle Has Pics and Crazy Quotes Through the Years

Coulter spent her early days in Connecticut, studying ancient text written by old white men at New Canaan High School (as seen here in her yearbook), where she learned that those she agreed with should be taken as gospel and those who opposed her own young views—well, you know how that story goes.

Quote: “Whenever liberals talk about 'constitutional rights,' they are invariably referring to some pronouncement inserted in an opinion by a rogue liberal judge 15 years ago, which they now demand we treat as if it came from James Madison’s pen.” —from Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America (page 56)

In Ann's high school days, she was on the fencing team. You know, taunting opponents and poking them with a long stick. Doesn't sound familiar at all.
Quote: “If evolution is true, then God created evolution.” —from Godless: The Church of Liberalism (page 277) Click here for Republican presidential hopefuls, Before They Were Famous!

Somehow we just can’t picture Coulter rolling up her sleeves and getting down and dirty volunteering in shelters or in areas torn apart by natural disasters for the Junior Red Cross. But here she is! Bet she thought she was the best damn volunteer they ever had.
Quote: "Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition." —from Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right (page 194)

Ann Coulter, author of a number of books, really needs to look up the definitions to the titles of some of them. Just sayin’. Quote: "Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." —from Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right (page 6)

Coulter spends a lot of her time lending her expertise as a guest on political programs and penning reactionary columns to matters in the news, but often her appearances are shrouded in riddles, fuzzy math, and shrill opinions. Her fact-checkers must be busy little bees.
Quote: “Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims—at least all terrorists capable of assembling a murderous plot against America that leaves 7,000 people dead in under two hours.” —Jewish World Review, September 28, 2001

Whoever said conservatives can’t appreciate comedy? Coulter and Jimmie Walker made quite a (random!) pair hanging out at the 5th Annual TV Land Awards just a few years ago!
Quote: “Liberals invented the myth of McCarthyism…” —from Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism (page 1)

Coulter and her right-wing buddy Bill O’Reilly, probably plotting to take over the world, at the Time 100 gala. We certainly know what’s topping their platform!
Quote: “Don't pray. Learn to use guns.” —from a 1997 appearance on Politically Incorrect

A match made in heaven. ‘Nuf said.
Quote: “Liberals frighten people about their health care in order to stampede through ObamaCare. They claim the Earth is overheating in order to seize taxpayer money for solar panels and compact fluorescent light bulbs. They call out union thugs to force politicians to accede to insane benefits packages. They stage campaigns of calumny to get their way on gay marriage. Faddish ideas that would never have occurred to anyone a few years ago—or even 20 years ago—are suddenly foisted on the rest of us by the liberal mobs.” —Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America (page 5) Click here for Republican presidential hopefuls, Before They Were Famous!

Coulter appeared on The View earlier this year to hock yet another book, and we’re not quite sure how she made it out of the studio without a Joy Behar-sparked catfight.
Quote: “I wouldn't kill an abortionist myself, but I wouldn't want to impose my moral values on others.” —from her 2009 article "49 Million to Five"

Ann Coulter poses at the Time 100 gala earlier this year, honoring Time’s 100 Most Influential People in the World. (She made the list in 2005.) Love her or hate her, for better or for worse, Coulter is definitely influential.
Quote: “The mob mentality is irresistible to people with a desperate need to be popular, those who are perennially afraid of getting a bloody nose in the playground of life. This is why conservatives can never be a mob.” —from Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America (page 249)