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Nick Gets a Man Crush: <em>New Girl,</em> “Fancyman (Part 1)”
After being denied a cell phone because, according to Winston, he has “the credit score of a homeless ghost,” Nick is discouraged that Jess may date a wealthy parent at her school, Russell (Dermot Mulroney). He gets over that fast once he slips into one of Russell’s sweaters and tries on his life for a few minutes. We hope Nick’s still folding that sweater and not hanging it up.