One night he’s Bill Clinton, and then the next week he’s Donald Trump. But who is the real Darrell Hammond? From his new book, God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m F*cked, we present 10 crazy things you didn’t know about Darrell Hammond.

It just wouldn’t be Christmas without Kevin McCallister unleashing his homemade deathtraps on the Wet/Sticky Bandits. 1990’s Home Alone and 1992’s Home Alone 2: Lost in New York have become as essential to the holiday season as It’s a Wonderful Life or A Christmas Story. (Of course, Mr. Potter never took an iron to the face.) The mix of slapstick humor and heartwarming family moments have made the Home Alone movies endure as holiday classics.

So where are the McAllister kids and the rest of the cast of the first two (and best) Home Alone movies today? Grab a delicious cheese pizza just for you and take a look.

Dee Snider is on Celebrity Apprentice, hosts a syndicated radio show called House of Hair, does voice-overs, and has a memoir and a new album coming out. How does he do it? “There’s an eight foot sign right over [my] desk that my wife had made out of wrought iron by a local artist,” he told Snakkle in a recent interview. “It says, ‘Drink Coffee, Do Stupid Things Faster, And With More Energy.’ It’s my credo.” Then he laughs. “It’ll be on my tombstone. ‘He drank coffee. And he did things faster. And with more energy.'” The Twisted Sister frontman will appear on the new FEARnet series Holliston, a self-parodying sitcom about two guys who work at a Massachusetts cable station and want to make horror movies. Holliston stars successful horror filmmakers Adam Green (Hatchet, Frozen) and Joe Lynch (Knights of Badassdom, Wrong Turn 2), and is somewhat based on their actual pre-success experiences, although the show takes serious liberties with reality. Snider plays their boss, Lance Rocket, who moonlights in a Van Halen cover band called (of course) Diver Down. We talked to Dee about the show, and how he wants people to know that he is not Lance Rocket. An edited version of that conversation follows.

Just remember: when it comes to tanning, a little goes a long way. Unfortunately even the most stunning celebs often forget that golden rule and cross over into Wonka-ville when it comes to their faux tanning rituals. As a cautionary tale, Snakkle assembled the most frightening examples of tans that tip into the land of doompety-doo.