Thirty-plus years ago, when Dallas wrapped up its impressive 14-year run, the Ewings went out being known for their complicated romantic entanglements, their strong family, despite dueling brothers at the center, and, of course, a zeitgeist shooting mystery. Now Dallas is back, and because it’s a whole new millennium, all of those elements that once made the franchise famous are about to make it infamous.

Every actor has one—or 12—horrible audition experiences, and Step by Step‘s Christine Lakin decided to create a show and a blog around the idea. Find out how “Worst Audition Ever” was born, and check out our exclusive video of Danielle Fishel’s (aka Topanga from Boy Meets World) hilarious and mortifying story about auditioning for a horror movie.

TNT has taken us back to the Southfork Ranch to meet the next generation of the Ewing Oil clan, but where are the original cast members today? Snakkle finds out.