Just remember: when it comes to tanning, a little goes a long way. Unfortunately even the most stunning celebs often forget that golden rule and cross over into Wonka-ville when it comes to their faux tanning rituals. As a cautionary tale, Snakkle assembled the most frightening examples of tans that tip into the land of doompety-doo.

True love in Hollywood can seem like a wet newspaper in the rain. You get the general idea of what it means, but you worry that sooner or later, it’s going to go swishing down the gutter into a storm drain. Be still our cynical hearts! For there are many residents of LaLa Land who still put the true in true love. Here are 11 Hollywood couples still going strong, or so we hear.

If there’s anything Hollywood hates more than rain, it’s aging. Wrinkles and a sagging anything are more terrifying than long-term unemployment, so it’s no wonder celebs young and old are always trying to keep the march of time off their faces. They’ll tell you the secret to the fountain of youth is the right makeup artist, some subtle plastic surgery, and a great personal trainer, and then it doesn’t matter how many candles are igniting that birthday cake. Snakkle is seeing a whole lot of mature faces looking way better than they did in their youth, so we honor the celebs defying their digits with some stellar DNA… (wink!)

If you want to make it in Hollywood, sometimes the only way to get your pretty face in the door is to do it via the magazine spread. It might surprise you how many of today’s Hollywood acting elite got their first gigs for looking pouty and artsy in fashion magazines or hawking products on their very chiseled bodies. Snakkle’s reveals some eye-opening shots of quite a few model beginnings…